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Aug 01, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy meals. -marantos

tastefullyoffensive:

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy meals. -marantos

(via justhistorykids)

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Aug 01, 2014

vaginaraptor:

grimrapper:

maeduh:

i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

(Source: matsuis, via historyjokes)

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Aug 01, 2014

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via overachieversunderstandme)

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Jul 31, 2014
  • a short summary of August 1914
  • Austria-Hungary: what the fuck serbia fuck you
  • Russia: fuck you A-H Serbia is my friend
  • Germany: ew go away RUssia
  • Russia: fuck you Germany no
  • Germany: no fuck YOU RUSSIA
  • Germany: and fuck you too france no1 likes you
  • Germany: cmere Belgium lemme hold you just for a sec pretty please
  • Britain: what the fuck get away from belgium fuck you germany
  • USA: im 2 cool 4 you guys
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Jul 31, 2014
Ñ ladyhistory:

Just finished my latest Etsy commission!
LOOK AT HIS TINY T-REX ARMS LOL

ladyhistory:

Just finished my latest Etsy commission!

LOOK AT HIS TINY T-REX ARMS LOL

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Jul 31, 2014
Ñ edwardspoonhands:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Check out the list of the year-end Top 10 of 1994. ACE OF BASE IS ON IT THREE TIMES!
1”The Sign" Ace of Base
2”I Swear" All-4-One
3”I’ll Make Love to You" Boyz II Men
4”The Power of Love" Céline Dion
5”Hero" Mariah Carey
6”Stay (I Missed You)" Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories
7”Breathe Again" Toni Braxton
8”All for Love" Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting
9”All That She Wants" Ace of Base
10”Don’t Turn Around" Ace of Base
This was the year, btw, that Dookie came out, the biggest punk album of the 90s. Longview, the first single of Dookie, peaked at #36 on the Hot 100. THIRTY SIX! 
Oh god there was so much bad music in the 90s. So much…at least the bad music these days is fun to dance to. Look at this list…it was like the highest form of popular entertainment was closing your eyes and FEELING THE FEELS.

edwardspoonhands:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Check out the list of the year-end Top 10 of 1994. ACE OF BASE IS ON IT THREE TIMES!

1”The SignAce of Base

2”I SwearAll-4-One

3”I’ll Make Love to YouBoyz II Men

4”The Power of LoveCéline Dion

5”HeroMariah Carey

6”Stay (I Missed You)Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories

7”Breathe AgainToni Braxton

8”All for LoveBryan AdamsRod Stewart and Sting

9”All That She WantsAce of Base

10”Don’t Turn AroundAce of Base

This was the year, btw, that Dookie came out, the biggest punk album of the 90s. Longview, the first single of Dookie, peaked at #36 on the Hot 100. THIRTY SIX! 

Oh god there was so much bad music in the 90s. So much…at least the bad music these days is fun to dance to. Look at this list…it was like the highest form of popular entertainment was closing your eyes and FEELING THE FEELS.

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via overachieversunderstandme)

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Jul 31, 2014

history-jokes:

Literally one of the biggest ambitions I have for this blog is to get ladyhistory to follow me.

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Jul 30, 2014
Ñ streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

(via overachieversunderstandme)

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Jul 30, 2014

ladyhistory:

The Sarcastic Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII | PART XIV | PART XV

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Jul 30, 2014

Why I Love History (This Apparently Actually Happened - In Battle)

  • Alexander Hamilton: *gets off horse* *draws sword* "We are betrayed, Your Excellency! The army are betrayed! The moment has arrived when every true friend of America and her cause must be ready to die in their defense!"
  • George Washington: "Colonel Hamilton, get back on your horse."
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