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Aug 28, 2014

verbjectives:

*rips off shirt* I LOVE HISTORY SO MUCH

(via lifeandtimesofahistorymajor)

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Aug 28, 2014

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

(via overachieversunderstandme)

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Aug 28, 2014
rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

(Source: shwagerr, via thetardisninja)

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Aug 26, 2014

solvingthecube:

solvingthecube:

What did Nixon say to Ford when he bumped into him in the hallway?

Pardon me

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Aug 26, 2014

solvingthecube:

solvingthecube:

why couldn’t george washington be king?

because he would be king george

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Aug 25, 2014

dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
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(via ladyhistory)

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Aug 22, 2014

clgdoublelifts:

yo it’s ya boy T-Paine and this beat is revolutionary

-begins to spit heavily autotuned reading of Common Sense-

(via historyjokes)

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Aug 22, 2014

mcclellansmelf:

Points for historical accuracy.

Oh, inadvertent history jokes

(via historyjokes)

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Aug 22, 2014

Student Bloopers

This site is so incredibly important.

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Aug 21, 2014

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via dantastiq)

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